This morning at BUR airport

  • TSA: Congrats you're TSA Precheck approved.
  • ME: Thanks
  • TSA: Please take your laptop out, shoes off, etc..
  • ME: I thought Precheck meant I didn't have to do that?
  • TSA: Right, but only in the Precheck line.
  • ME: Where's the Precheck line?
  • TSA: It's closed.
  • ME: So then why did you congratulate me?
  • TSA: It's a real achievement to get Precheck
  • ME: Seriously?
  • TSA: Keep moving...