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Defensive Omnivore Bingo

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stfuconservatives:

cijimcb:

think4yourself:

emilyposts:

Direct quote from Sarah Palin’s new book: “If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

(via timmelideo)

Wow.

That’s the funniest and saddest thing I’ve read all day.

Sarah Palin explains philosophy, and it turns out exactly the way you imagine it would.

Oh shit, she got me. Fast, someone get me a cheese burger!

Cats love cops

merlin:

THE WIRE - 100 Greatest Quotes

Music.

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Such a good show!

merlin:

waxandmilk:

Kurt Vonnegut’s Letter To His Father

I’m a pretty huge quote/passage nerd and I definitely need this printed and hung up on my wall. It’s been a few months since I quit and yea I do miss having a steady paycheck and not stressing out about paying next month’s rent (or the current month), but I mean ultimately you just have to do it if you’re really committed to your craft be it writing/design/filmmaking/acting/whatever creative venture you see yourself a part of.

That is unless you DO work for an awesome creative agency or collective/guild/union and have nothing to worry about except poking fun at the less fortunate and maintaining your creative baller status.

In which case I hate you and I hope to be in your position (real) soon.

And so it goes.

via wearethedigitalkids / summerpierre

This is amazing. It’s something people either get or they don’t, but there’s no way to explain the difference.

Google suggestions are full of win

claytoncubitt:

Where I come from it is customary to have a “door bat” (other similar customs: boot knife, gun rack, wallet chain). This is my current door bat. I call it Peacekeeper #4. It is matte black aluminum.

Not to be confused with.

I’ve always been a fan of the door bat. We took the idea mobile and duct taped a bat to the inside of the van door on tour once. In general I think it’s a good idea to have many “peacekeepers” stashed around the house in various locations. Shit can go down anywhere.

Men who stare at.. wait what?